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Cough, cough. Atchoo! Sniff. Grunt.

I sit down by the red cushion seat. God. My body is being bombarded by millions of germs coming from these homosapien beings. It's disgusting.

"Doggy!"

Eugh, little children. Even more germ infested and smelly than the rest of them. Well, ok, maybe the old people are smellier. But the kids have sticky fingers that get all stuck in your fur. It clumps. Then you have to be groomed. People hate going to the doctors. They should try the vets. They should try not having opposable thumbs. They should try living my life for a day.

This is the main reason I've decided to write this blog. To let all you humans what it's really like to be stereotyped as a butt sniffing, tail chasing mutt that can't even see colour. I'll show you what we have to put up with. Humans are so weak minded.

I'll write tomorrow.

Scoober