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There once was a princess, There once was a prince. There was no frog, Yet still a kiss. As the kiss went on, They knew it wouldn’t suffice. So off they went, And off went the lights. As the lights went off, the princess hit the bed, The prince right after, kissing her head. The prince lay on top, The princess wanted more. So as the heat began to rise, The cloth came off. As they lay alone, After their fun, There were no worries, No regrets. Two months later, She failed the test. Who knew pink was such A scary color.

You've hurd what happend with the princess and prince.. well heres what happend after. The princess broke the news to her parents, this is how they reacted. The king was sad with scorn, and the queen was mighty pissed. "Bring me that stupid bastard, with his head on a stick" The guards set out on a seach, for the man who broke her wall. Because according to the king an queen, it was his time to fall. They found him on a bench, at the corner of 4th and 5th. "Hear me sir" The guard commanded. "The queen has orded your death!" "I told that bitch, the kid ain't mine!" The prince responded. "That's a lie, it has your eyes!" The shocked princess said. Total silence was brushed upon the three. But soon, a chant begain. "Jerry, Jerry"