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Corporal Punishment

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Sun, 17 Jun 2007 at 07:39pm

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I beat my pet rock because he soiled the sheets. Due to this, my hand bled. I still love my pet rock, however.
Eight others like this.
2007-06-17
The commendations this piece recieved in IF1 were: 0 minus votes, 8 plus votes, and 0 astars.
kluny
2007-06-17
<snicker> :) +1
aetherlightning
2007-06-18
why is a wet rock dumber than a dry one? because the dry rock has the sense to get out of the rain! +1
golden_orchids
2007-06-18
I fail to understand AEs comment :-/ however, chortlesome again +1 :P
I dig your writing style, in general. :) +1, for sure.
burning_sands
2007-08-04
the important thing is does he still love you
mikeec216
2008-02-04
Lucky pet rock to have such a caring owner!