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i have theories. conspiracy ones. my main, most recent one is quite logical if you think about this kind of things.

Finding nemo.

a good movie, i'l give you that... but was it made with our best intentions at heart or is it brainwashing us and the worlds youth into devil worship?

yes, im a paranoid person, but if i wasnt who else would enlighten you?

see, Nemo is Omen spelled backwards. Coincidence? probably. but why take the chance.

subliminal messaging is all around us.making us buy, eat and base our livelyhood on complete and utter crap... but in a disney movie? well, disney already cough up sexual inuendos in all their films as if they were choking on some kind of nut. Example: In the lion king, one of the dust clouds spells 'SEX.' On the origional cover for 'the little mermaid' theres a tower shaped like a penis, and theres a picture of a boob in the Borrowers.

there are many different ideas come from this realisation, but i think that the most likely one is that Walt Disney himself asked the good guys up in heavan to give him an extra life.. so's he can see how his busness is taking shape. they knew very well how well it is going so they refused. walt couldnt take this so the devil made him an offer he couldnt resist. on irrational terms Walt has come back.. probably only as a fruit fly or something, but enough to whisper into the people at Disney's ear the whole 'Finding nemo' idea.

i dont want to use Walt's name in vain, i dont think he realised at the time, but now i think that we are unwillingly pressurising out kids into one day rising up as satans army that will take over the world. just by sitting on our arses and watching a movie with our children, this just eases them into the idea, making them subconsiously feel that this devil worshim malarky is a good thing.

just a thought. im not going to reveal my identity, maybe the government will come after me or something. they arent to keen on people that are clever, i could be a future enemy. or something.