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"Hey."
"What?"
"I've been a little disappointed in you lately."
"What?"
"You've been slacking off."
"What are you talking about?"
"You... You know what I'm talking about," It began to mumble and click, "I want more of those fabric softeners."
"You're crazy."
"Listen, man, I've seen you eating candy before and you seem to enjoy it. Well, let me tell you, I could pop those things like chocolate bars."
"You're fat and lazy, all you ever do is eat."
"Hey, that cuts deep..."
"Look, you got a trenchcoat last load."
"Come on. We're pals, right?"
"You're like... 30 years old, you should be on a diet or something."
"I'm not gonna die on you. You should take better care of me. Locked up in this cement prison, I get no rights!"
"What, would you rather be frolicking on a beach on some deserted island with a sex buddy?"
"You're all I've got, you asshole..."
"All right, I didn't mean it. But we have to work together. I don't like cleaning up after you, either, I think those sheets are bad for you."
"Awwwww, at least one, I like it softer and warm, and you know you do too..."
"Well, all right."
"Pshh... you're just a lazy descendant of a bitch."
"It's for your own good!"
"Whatever... and you better make sure to clean out my lint... or I may just go up in flames..."
"Heh..."
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Whoa, I seriously have no clue how to take this but it's incredibly entertaining, man. It's like those conversations you superimpose on inanimate objects, only vague in a splendid way.
And fabric softener sheets like candies...brilliant relation, yo. Definite +1.
wait they're inanimate objects?
not true. compare probablities: people who like sheets and clothes using slang / inanimate objects talking?!?!
'nuff said
o and it was a pretty cool peice
LOL. Oh Sold you're so funny in the head it warms my head. I loved that drier. It's middle-aged and over-weight and needy and self-indulgent. IT probably shrinks stuff all the time then blames it on the washing machine. Infact ti's kinda creepy and sexual too: 'I like it softer and warm, and you know you do too...' Eeeeeew! If I could A* you I would. +1.