Brother Scorn (at 'cafeteria's suggestion)
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Brother Scorn walked into the school. First he went to kindergarten. The kindergarteners were at recess. He broke all the crayons, then took down the poster with the 10 commandments on it and went to the computer lab. He made a copy exactly like the poster but with subtle differences.
1. Bart Simpson is the Lord thy God and you must worship him.
2. Thou shalt make unto him a graven image graved in your teacher's backside.
3. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath everyday, and bite anyone who disagrees.
And so on. He also included subliminal coding that would ensure only kindergarteners could see the changes. The he posted them up in the classroom. And killed the hamster.
Next, Brother Scorn went upstairs to the chemistry lab. He replaced the salt for the Ksp experiments with calcium. Don’t get why that’s evil? Cause Brother Scorn is smarter than you- way smarter, and he doesn’t use his powers for good.
Then he replaced all the maps with pictures of nude women. The pictures had subliminal messages too- I don’t have to tell you what the message was because you’re already thinking it, without even knowing.
Terrorism isn’t enough for Brother Scorn anymore. He is now training the youth to carry on his work.
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"The pictures had subliminal messages too- I don’t have to tell you what the message was because you’re already thinking it, without even knowing."
That's pretty cool, man.
I dig it. "he doesn't use his powers for good" is a pretty great line. 'Cuz, you know, it's true.
Also, the last line is actually pretty good. A cool angle I honestly hadn't yet considered. Well done.
I'm glad the creator approves. Maybe I'll try it again someday. Be sure to check Milkman's piece too.