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kluny

The Answer

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Fri, 30 Mar 2007 at 06:23pm

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Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter-side-down. Everyone knows that. A comedian once wondered what would happen if you strapped buttered toast to the back of a cat and tossed it in the air.

You'd get a perpetual motion machine powerful enough to move the universe 3 feet to the left. That's what.

Three others like this.
2007-03-30
The commendations this piece recieved in IF1 were: 0 minus votes, 3 plus votes, and 0 astars.
flicker
2007-03-30
This makes sense, somehow. I could see it happening...also somehow. I give it a plus one~
aslidsiksoraksi
2007-03-31
the universe can't be moved man! you're crazy!
golden_orchids
2007-03-31
hahahahahahahaha YES bloody brilliant will give a vote when the regenerate lol
spitey_the_userper
2007-03-31

Ha!

Exactly! I told them that's what would happen but they put me in a straight jacket and in this nice white room with padded walls...

+1

razzle_bedazzlez
2007-04-09
absolutely genius
burning_sands
2007-08-17
let's do it ! +1