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The mall was kinda busy today, well like full on packed, still i only needed to get the one thing then i could bugger off home, I was walking through one of them great big department stores, you know a kinda posh one full up with loads of snobs and their 'darling little kids', and i had this fart coming, i kinda like aimed it, so as when this particularly posh looking family, with two little kids walked in a certain area it would hit them, i didn't look back i just imagined it.

was about 15 minutes till my bus came so i just sat at the stop, imagining what i'd be doing if this place was a battle ground, i'd be like in-charge of these men, running from ruined bus to ruined bus, a hero and all.

Then this old guy sits next to me, a well-to-do kinda guy, i nod a hello, and start to think about him, obviously had an interesting life, i decided that he probably hated me, i dunno why just imagined him looking down on me. So i kinda just moved off the bench and stood up. Yer he hated me.

The bus came, i got on and sat down, nothing to do for 20 minuets or so, so i kinda just sat there, my ear against the window, listening to the sounds and noises, distorted by the glass.

I know im not really like, normal, but then very few people are, makes me more, umm, interesting yer.