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When I first heard about the horrible life inhabitants of the fridge freezers lead, I decided to take me and my crew there for a whole year, to live and dwell among these beings. Luxuries such as magnets and flip flops are rare in bewildering places like this, and the way of speaking and the grammar they use is completely different. Did you know over a quarter of the population on the third shelf get put to death for using double negatives? It’s true.

there are a lot of folk tales that are followed like religion, especially in the barbaric door gullies, that's where they go to train themselves in self defense and how to appreciate life in a whole new and better way(hence fridge raiders.)The fridge raiders like to think themselves as messiahs, rarely seen unless you are unlucky enough to have a grudge held upon you by them. Then it's death to you.

I shall now carry on with the general life of the fridge freezer beings. I shall call them freziers from now on. The freziers go through several daily routines, according to the placement of the dial that is found near the top of the fridge, and is checked hourly by the ‘notherners.’ Who, by the way live up north.

Some say this dial displays the temperature in which these freziers live in, much like a weatherman, or indeed a weather woman, only it is thought to behold much more power than any human with a simple blue screen and a stick. But to talk openly about subjects like this is taboo and you will face the same terrible fate as the semi-colon abusers get if you do, but I shall not dwell on matters as dark as that.

I only know of these ponderings and wonderings by having all of these issues explained to me one night in a dark corner of a bar with my newly aquatinted friend, Glindatron. Or Tronny for short, and for mike, but for me we only knew each other on a second name basis. So Dlimp it was.

Dlimp and I talked a lot, and I was glad for it, for it helped me through the duration of my stay in the fridge freezer and all the terrible discoveries I made there. One of these discoveries I would like to get over and said with, the obscene banana, or the O.B. There has recently been a spoof television series of this called the O.C, but that neither important nor logical, so I shall stop talking of it.

Thus concludes my jeorney of accomplishment and discoveries. I may write of it one day.

Ahem. By rosypie.