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(To the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth) Somebody once told me my voicemails are annoying They hate how long it takes to get through Well, I think it's kinda dumb not to have any fun So this one goes out to you Well, the words start coming and they don't stop coming I get inspired and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to put it on The words ain't bad if the idea ain't dumb Buttons to hit and tones to hear, so what's wrong with leaving a message? So don't give me any more flak -- I promise I'll call you right back! Hey now, leave a message ... (fade out)

(To the tune of "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Knight) Emerald had a cell phone Voicemails pwned the rest We'll never know what happened, or why it had to change But now she can only text And we'll have to see what happens next Singin', Iiiiii can't make calls, Aaaaand I can't receive calls But you can text me and I'll text you back, Or just leave a message here Yeah, leave your name and number here!

(To the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones) Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to gooo Go on and leave a message I can't answer, answer my phone Go on and leave a message I'm not in Colorado, I'm sorry to say I'll be in Salt Lake City, all day Saturday But just leave me a message and I'll call you back someday Oh, oh oh oh oh ohhhhh Bam bam bam-bam, ba bam bam bam-bam, Go on and leave a message!

(To the tune of "Seasons of Love" from the musical RENT) Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred phone calls Five hundred, twenty-five thousand names in my phone Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred phone calls How will I ever get a moment alone? (I don't remember this part well. Work, school, places I could be to be busy, etc.) At youth group, Starbucks, rehearsal and church In five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred phone calls How will I ever get a moment alone? Leave a voice -- maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail (repeat, fade out)

(To the tune of "Spare Me the Details" by The Offspring) My cell phone, my dumb gadget, Went out to play Halo just the other night But three hours later, it didn't have a charger It was 'bout as useful as a floppy drive And I don't have my phone right now So I can't answer anyhow And I really don't wanna hear All of you whining in my ear And well, I don't feel like answering my phone Why can't you people just leave me alone? Or maybe I'm just on the other line, so Leave me a message, if you don't mind!

You've reached Emerald's cell phone Not Christine or Jen It's seven two zeeeeeeroooo, three-six-fiiive one four six seeeeeeveeennnn! Now I love you all And I haaaaaaaate to miss your phone calls But you can text me and I'll text you back Or just leave a message here Yeah, just leave your name and number here!

Imagine there's no cell phones It isn't hard to do No urgent need for texting No signal-searching, too Imagine all the people Living a slower pace But 'til the world all changes I'm addicted to my phone I'll be sure to return your call Just leave a message at the tone