1042
Sat, 13 Oct 2007 at 08:06pm
October 9, 2007 - Tuesday
alright so heres the plan:
Yer the X's Im the O's- wait no I wanna be the X's you can be the O's- no the X's make me look fat, I want the O's you can have the X's.... hmmmm yah thats good yer the X's im the O's.
Ok so we'll need and Icecicle, and airplane, some rain coats and boots, and evil pit of doom and some nachos.
I'll supply the icecicles the airplane the rain coats and the boots you can work on getting us some nachos and digging the pit of doom. no scratch that, Nicoley will dig the pit of doom you just work on finding/slash/scoring us some nachos. I'll take all the easier stuff. You know nachos these days.... so hard to find it's like "Hey guys want to go get some Nachos?"
and then everyones like "Nachos? What the hell are those? I have never herd of anything like that." And yer like "Well when I was just a little chile about ye's age, we had these delicouse things called Nachos. They were a sort of corn/slash/weat chip you would dip and a sometimes spicy sometimes mild (whichever strikes yer fancy) Cheese sauce. But if you dipped those into a tangy remody of pepers and such it would be called chips n salsa. You see here young friend the older we get they less need our nation has had for nachos." And then if your said company was still awake or breathing they would say "Ohhh nachos, who eats them anymore."
So concludes the tail of the little red hen. Now I must go for I am late for a very important date.
[x]Shauna[x]
1040
Sat, 13 Oct 2007 at 07:53pm
October 13, 2007 - Saturday
Antoher pointless rag by Shauna
Goats
What the hell is up with those????
They like come into the world and eat grass.
What do we use them for.
Like you see goat farms all the time.
But really why????
Do they really eat garbage???
Or is that a myth.
They're kind of a knock off of Sheep if you ask me.
Only they smell bad.
And they go MAHHHHHAHaHHAHAHA.
Like their laughing at me.
Danm Goat don't laugh at me.
Laugh at yerself cause yer a goat.
I can take you.
But no Sheep are nice they're like Baaaaaaa theres no haha about it.
But I bet if something funny happend like a baracuta eating nachos while two steping suddenly tripped and fell- But was ok- they would- could laugh. But if the baracuta was not ok the would be like Oh My God are you ok sir, sir are you ok, clap if your ok.... HES NOT CLAPPING!
Goats would laugh anyother way.
Thus illistrating Goats are mean Sheep are awesome.
Sheep have some big pimping going on.
If you see a sheep while walking down the street just stop and say hello give em a pat on the back tell him good job sheep, keep up the good work.
Ya know that kind of stuff.
Thank you.
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[x]Shauna[x]
1041
Sat, 13 Oct 2007 at 08:03pm
Ok so banisters...... Yes those things.
What are they exactly.
What makes a banister a banister and what makes It not a banister.
Are there certain traits that make it a banister and certain traits that make it something else.
Why do we call it a banister I mean realy.
Why do we have them.
They just come in and are like
"Hey look at me I'm a banister Ladidida, look I can't sing or dance but thats ok you can sit there and look at me and wonder what it is I do. Or you can sit at home and read about a 14 year old girl thats sitting home on a saturday night with her dad rant about me." Its like hello why are you here. You don't even hold the railing up. Theres another thing What seperates a Banister from a railing. Are they seperate things or are they the same thing, and Banister is just another, fancier name to call it, cause railing sounds shitty but what ever. This is pointless and dumb I think I'm just gonna let this one go. Peace out Girl Scout.
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