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Brother Scron destroys your property to mock anarchists. He goes to Peace Rallies to eat meat and pay bills. He adopts children for the sole reason of annoying people in restaurants. He plays in a band just so he can yell at strangers. He goes to a psychiatrist to help his acting career and has two roles in the new Rocky film. He likes going to funerals to snicker behind the priests and throw M&Ms into the graves.

Brother Scron is what keeps you up at night and what makes you drink caffeine during the day.

Brother Scron goes to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and waves whiskey in peoples faces. The Anarchist's Cookbook is based on him. Brother Scron wrote the Bible to pin people against each other. Brother Scron votes for himself in every election and has won four times. Brother Scron considers hunting legal murder. He hunts three days a week. Brother Scron created Fox News because he thought television wasn't funny enough.

Brother Scron makes "your mom" jokes and doesn't lie.

Brother Scron takes your toothbrush and replaces it with a twizzler. He makes sure the cable goes out right when your favorite team about to make the touchdown. He doesn't go to work because he says it infringes on his constitutional right. He makes sure to sit in front of you and talk on his cell phone or sit behind you and cough a lot. He has power beyond imagination, hes just too busy messing with you to use it.

Brother Scron is sadly but, a mere clone. He is a clone of the true mastermind destroyer, Brother Scorn.

Good night ladies and gentleman. And remember to check if he has set your alarm clocks an hour late.