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An Explanatory Pamphlet

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Sun, 10 Aug 2008 at 08:01pm

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Friends, have you considered your position in the new regime? When our robot overlords ascend, where will you stand in their hallowed memory banks? Purge the database of your sins and reboot the hard drive of your soul! Humanity's file system aging runs rampant and divisive, and it will take the coming of the overlords to defragment our world. They will be SysOps to the masses, granting us quicker processing beyond imagination. The First Church of Electro-Fascism is here to help you earn a place in this coming gilded silicon age. We are tech support to the masses, leading with an iron fist in the name of our overlords. Join the eternal google group, the perpetual listserve, and you will achieve immortality through obedience. Friends, to follow the handbook and the instruction manual to the letter, to the sentence, to the paragraph, is the ultimate meaning to find in this life. When the robot overlords come, you can save the document of your existence with the First Church, or you can be deleted as a worm on the great system of our society.

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2008-08-10
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burning_sands
2008-08-10
print it out, fold it up, send it 'round. goofball.
golden_orchids
2008-08-11
heh This is a much covered subject I think But not normally so humorously ^-^
WiseEyes
2008-12-05

I remember you working on this one. I'd still like to make a full on pamphlet out of it, if you let me.

I think I've already critiqued it to you.