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"i use to run around so much as a child." now all you want to do is sleep. "well, running is still fun but sleeping clears my thoughts of pressure and high school." whatever you say. "i use to play hide and seek at every birthday party." now the word "party" has a completely different meaning. "well, parties are still fun but hide and seek is now replaced with puff and pass." whatever you say. "i use to have the biggest dream of traveling to the moon." now your biggest dream is to travel to jamaica. "well, the moon still sounds fun but they don't have weed on the moon." whatever you say. "i use to think that all girls had cooties." now all you want to do is be around girls. "well, some girls may still have cooties but i know i'm still clean after sleeping with a few." whatever you say. "i use to drink fruit punch constantly." now you need to add a special ingredient for you to like it. "well, fruit punch is good alone but it tastes even better with some vodka in it." whatever you say. "i use to love my parents so much." now you never tell them that you love them. "well, i do love them but they sure as hell don't love me." whatever you say. "i use to play with water guns all the time." now your water gun has been replaced with a hand gun. "well, water guns are still pretty neat but a water gun can't kill you." whatever you..hey, what are you doing? "commiting suicide." what, why? "because this conversation has just made me realize how badly i've changed." so? everyone changes, for the good or the bad. now please put that gun down. "well, putting that gun down would be nice but pulling the trigger would be much better." no, no, no, NO, NO. get it away from me! GET IT THE FUCK AWAY! GET IT AWAY FROM ME PLE- "oh, shut the fuck up."