It's What Brothers Do
Thu, 4 Oct 2007 at 11:28pm
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My brother
Sleeps on couches all over town
Steals my clothes and
Only comes home to shave
And eat everything in the fridge.
My brother
Is friends with his ex-girlfriends
Dating my friends
And nobody hates him.
My brother
Knows all the best fishing spots
Has probably been drunk at most of them
And makes me jump into them off high cliffs.
My brother is an asshole
Man, I wish I could be like him
And also, push him off a bridge.
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I have a feeling that this is the impression that my younger siblings have of me. Except for the fishing spot thing, I don't really fish, and the drunk thing, I don't drink, and the dating thing, I've never had a girlfriend. I am pretty much an asshole, though and I do like sleeping on random couches.