Wearing the Skirts.
Sat, 22 Sep 2007 at 05:42pm
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Oh, don't get me wrong, the food was great. Really expensive place, it was. I had pasta bake, best fucking pasta bake I've ever had. Seriously, it was like they'd put ambrosia in the sauce or something.
But it was after the meal that things got interesting.
"Will the gentleman or the... gentleman be taking dessert?"
At the same time, we answered "Uhh... no thanks", then grinned at eachother. The waiter smiled as much as his job description permitted.
"I'll get your bill," he said before leaving.
Bill. Ah, we'd forgotten about that.
He said what we were both thinking, "Hmm... what... should I pay? Or... are we supposed to split it?"
"Fuck that, we'll split the fine if we're caught."
A smile spread across his face, and he began to don his jacket.
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I'm guessing...trannys...I love how I never know what the hell is going on in your pieces, even as I fall off my chair laughing.
Agreed, dining and dashing is for the win. We almost had to do it on friday night, ten dollars short.
I think kluny assume trannys due to the title.
This was a really fun piece. You have a capacity for clever playfulness that I'm not sure I could match. I certainly don't have anything of that variety among my pieces here.
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