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artful_dodge

The Patriarch Stands

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Mon, 27 Aug 2007 at 03:17am

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From my phallus I derive my pride. From my mind I unite my kind From my fists I derive my throne. All this from my Y chromasome. When I awake I want to fuck and I don't want to hear "no" Your chance to leave left a long time ago My advance was approved when you accepted my drink I wanted sex, but what did you think? Love you for your mind? You don't read Voltaire. You spent half an hour just washing your hair. Sex isn't a weapon, it's just my objective, And your drunk ass needs a hot beef injection. The Patriarch stands, and it's for a reason, For 5 days each month, it's mating season. Equality's nice, you'll note that I'm paid more I don't work better, but it's across the board. If you knew what it's like when I need to fuck You'd understand why I'm getting you drunk.
One other likes this.
2007-08-27
The commendations this piece recieved in IF1 were: 0 minus votes, 1 plus votes, and 0 astars.
macca
2008-04-13
Plus one even though it screams testosterone
artful_dodge
2007-08-27

I am just drunk enough to put down here in my comments section that I (when not sloshed) am a very liberal person, against the patriarchy, for equality in most forms (Otherkin fail as people) and that I am VERY DRUNK RIGHT NOW... AND HORNY.

burning_sands
2007-08-27
i begin to understand the comment you left last night/this morning ... this actually makes me laugh, but i probably wouldn't enjoy it as much without both comments....
bobman12
2007-09-08
Horny? Dude, most people say random stuff, but we still have ethics... Jokeing, of corse.