Why good guys always get the girl
Tue, 14 Aug 2007 at 02:49pm
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Why good guys always get the girl:
1.) They are gallant and brave.
2.) They are courteous and kind and often avoid killing, even if necessary.
3.) They sweep girls off their feet. Literally.
4.) They never retreat.
5.) They have catch-phrases.
6.) They wear uniforms...
Why bad guys SHOULD get the girl:
1.) They're INTELLIGENT.
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2007-08-14
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kitsune
2007-08-14
It's kind of retarded, but I was bored, so I figured I'd give writing something a whirl...
golden_orchids
2007-08-14
lol
Depends what kinda bad guy we're talking here, half of them dont 'cos they are jus' plain FUGLY...
2007-08-17
"Never trust a guy who can dance."
kali_kid
2007-08-29
A good guy never avoids killing if necessary, he just avoids taking too long to do it.