Brother Scorn
Sat, 11 Aug 2007 at 09:17am
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One time, he dressed up as a nazi camp commander to boss around kids getting on a bus to summer camp. He once made Chuck Norris cry; how, you don't want to know. If the creepy noises you hear outside your window at night aren't him, he laughs at you for being scared of nothing at all. If they are, play dead. He abducts elderly from retirement homes and puts them in the middle of busy intersections on a daily basis.
Brother Scorn's a fun loving guy, really. As long as you're not around.
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I liked it a lot...
"He abducts elderly from retirement homes and puts them in the middle of busy intersections on a daily basis."
These are all prime opportunities that Brother Scorn should get in on. I especially like picturing the first one. Also, I like to think of him as being able to totally own Chuck Norris, in one way or another, but most of my lame friends would be all like "Blasphemy!"
But yeah, nice ones. plus one