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"What time is it?""Vagina time."
I'm french, I'm just not 100%. I still have time to harass our little nooblets.
I suddenly have a mental image of MA and ragnarok in suits of armor mocking Graham Chapman and co. from a castle wall.
Alright, so I've never been good with introductions but here we go:Greetings, My name is Jacob, I'm 23 years olds and I've been an alcoholic for... no wait, wrong place. I've been a writer for as long as I can remember, I suppose I should say a frustrated writer. It's sort of a love/hate relationship I have with writing. I love it but I hate the fact that it takes me a long time to complete anything. I have 3 novels that I've started but never finished and numerous short stories in the same condition. But I keep at for I love it so. What else can I say? I live a very unremarkable life. I'm the "under the radar" type of guy, that is, if the radar doesn't detect the skinny, pale dudes standing right next to you. I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners... wrong place again. I like long walks off short piers and dinner with people more interesting than I - well, I shouldn't say I like those types of dinners but that's usually the kind I find myself - I'm a professed heterosexual male but seem to only get noticed by postmenopausal women (still trying to figure that one out), and I have no discernable skills. That's me.
Ahh, I was never fully sure if that was allowed, so I didn't.
Quote from: MiladyAlise on March 23, 2009, 12:43:36 pmAhh, I was never fully sure if that was allowed, so I didn't.That hasn't stopped you before...also, hello new person...help yourself to some punch and cookies before bowers gets back and eats them all
No, that's me! Except I'm 26. I'd say you'd come up second in command if age were the distinction. And I forgot who it was that said on here, something like "We're writers, alcoholism is in the goddamn job description!". So not the wrong place in the least. Ask Bowers, or AetherLightning, or me. All as regular drunks as we are writers.Bottom line: welcome! You'll fit right in.
Quote from: galantee on March 23, 2009, 01:01:45 pmNo, that's me! Except I'm 26. I'd say you'd come up second in command if age were the distinction. And I forgot who it was that said on here, something like "We're writers, alcoholism is in the goddamn job description!". So not the wrong place in the least. Ask Bowers, or AetherLightning, or me. All as regular drunks as we are writers.Bottom line: welcome! You'll fit right in.