Author Topic: What made you happy today part 2, with a caveat to allow arguments/name-calling  (Read 10526 times)

Offline burning_sands

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tis, but i don't really know anyone here with unnatural hair colors.... really... i mean there are blonds that are now redheads and such but no one with pink hair or green hair or purple hair.

my high school was more varied than this place. fuck.


well, i guess that's what i'm here for.
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"Doctor, doctor, this place of higher education is fatally lacking in spontaneity and diversity"

a doctor with chisled features turns around in his chair and whips off his glasses dramatically

"Get me eight packs of non-primary colored hair dye and a bong, stat!"











that sounded funnier in my head.
with my green gloves

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Got more x-rays today, and I don't have to get surgery.  Hoorah!
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well technically subby, my hair dye WAS primary colored. Twas actually called true blue.  I just didn't bleach and so my brown hair went tealish

XD
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seeing this announcement in the weekly community activities email we cornellians get:

SEX TOY PARTY
The Cornell Women's Resource Center cordially invites one and all to an evening of divine sexual exploration. Join us for a hands-on introduction to sex toys, lubricants, and much more! A variety of toys and accessories will be raffled off after the event. Items will also be available for purchase. If the sex toys don't make you come, surely the decadent desserts and mocktails will!
All genders and sexualities are welcome. The party will be held in the Willard Straight Art Gallery this Friday, November 14 at 7PM. No experience necessary. If you just can't wait until Friday, check out partygals.com for a preview.

i should go, but i also shouldn't, but i totally should.
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I am so there
O:

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seeing this announcement in the weekly community activities email we cornellians get:

SEX TOY PARTY
The Cornell Women's Resource Center cordially invites one and all to an evening of divine sexual exploration. Join us for a hands-on introduction to sex toys, lubricants, and much more! A variety of toys and accessories will be raffled off after the event. Items will also be available for purchase. If the sex toys don't make you come, surely the decadent desserts and mocktails will!
All genders and sexualities are welcome. The party will be held in the Willard Straight Art Gallery this Friday, November 14 at 7PM. No experience necessary. If you just can't wait until Friday, check out partygals.com for a preview.

i should go, but i also shouldn't, but i totally should.

you need to go... it will be awesome and hilarious and you might meet a sexually kinky chick that is ready to fulfill your weirdest fetishes...

we had a program at college (when i went there) called "Celebrating the Female Orgasm" that was absolutely awesome...

if you don't go, you will regret it...
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.

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"Celebrating the Female Orgasm"

I call that weekends
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We're writers, we don't kill ourselves, we WRITE about killing ourselves and then look wistfully into the distance...

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bowers.

next time i'm in england.

srsly >_>

XD


that being said, foxy. do it. buy me a christmas present, end of story.
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bowers.

next time i'm in england.

srsly >_>

XD


that being said, foxy. do it. buy me a christmas present, end of story.


lol, damn.  it's right when synagogue starts.  secretly kinky though i am, missing synagogue for a sex toy party is prolly not a good idea.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 04:52:36 pm by foxinsox9045 »
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bowers.

next time i'm in england.

srsly >_>

 ;)
you get your ass down to Chester asap
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Vodka is the answer

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“That's it. I'm just following my nose and waiting to see what comes up.”
“Welcome to the club.”
“Club? What club is that?”
“The International Brotherhood of Lost Dogs. What else? We're letting you in as a certified, card-carrying member. Serial number zero zero zero zero.”
“I thought that was your number.”
“It is. But it's your number too. That's one of the beauties of the Brotherhood. Everyone who joins gets the same number.”

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O:

Vodka is the answer

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So, I was looking at the pictures I have on my phone, and I found one of me from behind.  I didn't take it myself, don't know how it got there, etc.  For a second I was worried, and then I looked at the picture and realized I don't look nearly as fat as thought I did.  It was such a relief and an ego boost that I don't even care about the moderate creepiness.
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So, I was looking at the pictures I have on my phone, and I found one of me from behind.  I didn't take it myself, don't know how it got there, etc.  For a second I was worried, and then I looked at the picture and realized I don't look nearly as fat as thought I did.  It was such a relief and an ego boost that I don't even care about the moderate creepiness.

shake your tailfeather...
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.