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Six word memoirs
« on: August 10, 2008, 09:12:00 pm »
Similiar to two sentence stories, but different.  The goal is to sum up your life/an important event/etc. in six words.

http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/archive.php?featured=1


There are some examples for you.


Thought it might be fun to try to write some.  Whaddya think, guyz!?
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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 11:07:43 pm »
suburban white girl, reads too much
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 04:51:57 am »
Ancient. Out of place. Lovin' it.
“That's it. I'm just following my nose and waiting to see what comes up.”
“Welcome to the club.”
“Club? What club is that?”
“The International Brotherhood of Lost Dogs. What else? We're letting you in as a certified, card-carrying member. Serial number zero zero zero zero.”
“I thought that was your number.”
“It is. But it's your number too. That's one of the beauties of the Brotherhood. Everyone who joins gets the same number.”

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 10:39:06 am »
entropy enthusiast; too conflicted to conform
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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 02:12:01 pm »
Lonely emo, Can't get no lovin'

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wear a skirt
and if you like him laugh at absolutely everything he says
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have some vodka before you go
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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 05:11:52 pm »
Rape? No no, she loved it.
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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 05:26:23 pm »
Rape? No no, she loved it.
That's so getting on your tombstone.
“That's it. I'm just following my nose and waiting to see what comes up.”
“Welcome to the club.”
“Club? What club is that?”
“The International Brotherhood of Lost Dogs. What else? We're letting you in as a certified, card-carrying member. Serial number zero zero zero zero.”
“I thought that was your number.”
“It is. But it's your number too. That's one of the beauties of the Brotherhood. Everyone who joins gets the same number.”

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 05:38:25 pm »
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 06:39:00 pm »
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2008, 11:12:23 pm »
What I thought of today at work:

Only use Splenda?  Fuck you, buddy.
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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2008, 05:39:44 am »
Paradox: I'm undescribable in six words.
“That's it. I'm just following my nose and waiting to see what comes up.”
“Welcome to the club.”
“Club? What club is that?”
“The International Brotherhood of Lost Dogs. What else? We're letting you in as a certified, card-carrying member. Serial number zero zero zero zero.”
“I thought that was your number.”
“It is. But it's your number too. That's one of the beauties of the Brotherhood. Everyone who joins gets the same number.”

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 09:23:04 am »
Paradox: Time Travelled and Fathered Myself
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 10:24:27 am »
...

You do realise that means you had sex with your mother then?
“That's it. I'm just following my nose and waiting to see what comes up.”
“Welcome to the club.”
“Club? What club is that?”
“The International Brotherhood of Lost Dogs. What else? We're letting you in as a certified, card-carrying member. Serial number zero zero zero zero.”
“I thought that was your number.”
“It is. But it's your number too. That's one of the beauties of the Brotherhood. Everyone who joins gets the same number.”

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 12:25:06 pm »
I know was just kidding with that one...

wanted to include a fun paradox tho in response to yours

but think about it, if I father myself then where did I come from originally??
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.

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Re: Six word memoirs
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 03:49:41 pm »
music, vodka, sex, coffee, procrastination: Bowers
O:

Vodka is the answer

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