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Offline imagination

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Hey, I'm brand new
« on: August 01, 2008, 07:05:50 pm »
hey everyone,
I'm a 15 year old Australian 'writer'. I've been writing short stories and working on a novel for the last two years or so and i found this place advertised and thought it would be a good place to get feedback and help with my writing.
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 09:56:24 pm »
and you are claimed
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 10:37:22 pm »
awesome... fresh meat...

welcome aboard and i look forward to your contributions to the site and maybe I will read one of your pieces... (i'm really bad at keeping up with that stuff)

Hey newer people than I... give this nub the rules!
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 12:06:27 am »
I'm not sure I like the idea of being claimed...
But I guess there's not really anything I can do about it.
Thankyou anyway, for your comments. I hope you like my work when you get around to reading it
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 12:51:29 am »
"writer"? Are you not sure? If you're a writer, say "I'M A FUCKING WRITER, MOTHER FUCKERS!!"

Don't do nothing halfassed.

Hello.
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 03:08:53 am »
SERIOUSLY GUYS STOP FREAKING OUT THE NEWBS!!

I'm sorry

welcome anyway
I think you might be our first Australian
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 04:50:07 am »
Don't mind the rabble, imagination, they don't really exist.

Welcome!
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 08:40:36 am »
rabble rabble rabble rabble


I was, uh, just assuming that was the noise that rabbles make. Hrm.

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Hi. welcome to the land of free-range writers and no-chemical-additive thought.

(that last bit might or might not apply to others, depending on your definition of 'chemical' and 'thought')
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2008, 11:21:48 am »
Quote from: Bowers on August 02, 2008, 03:08:53 am
SERIOUSLY GUYS STOP FREAKING OUT THE NEWBS!!

I'm sorry

welcome anyway
I think you might be our first Australian

no, ironypills






only joking ironypills :D
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2008, 12:05:40 pm »
Sold, if you can't do the Great New Zealand Insult well, don't do it at all.

I MEAN IT.

There's a whole island full of convicts that I can set on you, two of them on this very forum, awaiting my signal.
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 04:24:45 pm »
welcome, nice to meet you! I'm cait, or süke as some like to call me. don't forget the umlaut, it's important.

we in IF can be a little different but I hope you'll stay longer than the last few... who ended up disappearing shortly after arriving, it seems.

dammit guys, let's try not to scare this one off?
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and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2008, 05:06:11 pm »
Quote from: neoeno on August 02, 2008, 12:05:40 pm
Sold, if you can't do the Great New Zealand Insult well, don't do it at all.

I MEAN IT.

There's a whole island full of convicts that I can set on you, two of them on this very forum, awaiting my signal.


shut up you

I will seduce them all
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2008, 05:20:24 pm »
Quote from: sold on August 02, 2008, 05:06:11 pm
Quote from: neoeno on August 02, 2008, 12:05:40 pm
Sold, if you can't do the Great New Zealand Insult well, don't do it at all.

I MEAN IT.

There's a whole island full of convicts that I can set on you, two of them on this very forum, awaiting my signal.


shut up you

I will seduce them all

You're not meant to tell them that!
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I think I'd have to take hormones to make sure I produced a lot. 9 months is a long time to wait for just one baby. Who will be impregnating me?

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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 06:24:21 pm »
Ahaha, nah this place seems like too much fun, don't worry. It would take a lot to scare me off
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Re: Hey, I'm brand new
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2008, 07:19:27 pm »
thats good to hear.

just stay away from some people who might possibly rape you. and why has no one posted the rules?

*goes off to get them*
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Quote from: subliminiminal on December 05, 2008, 10:58:38 pm
parents in DC for the weekend!
and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
LET'S MOTHERFUCKING RO-oh sweet its frankie valli
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