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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2008, 10:22:24 pm »
AE and his friends are taking personality quizzes like the preteen girls that they secretly are.....
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2008, 10:31:35 pm »
ummmm....

these tests are higly scientific...

i found out that the sesame st. character i am most like is snuffalufagus...

and that I like goth girls...

important information...
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2008, 03:20:47 am »
i dunno about goth girls AE

my general rule is if they have more body hair than you, its a no go area
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2008, 03:40:32 am »
I had the impression that goth girls were generally hairless, much like Mexican dogs. Same for goth boys. I believe the girls you want to steer clear of are the hemp wearing hippy types.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2008, 04:36:09 am »
i dunno about goth girls AE

my general rule is if they have more body hair than you, its a no go area

This would explain why the two bodyhairless guys I know are boyfriends.

Though, body hair doesn't bother me that much tbh. On guys this is doubly true, since a guy's hair is thicker, and so they often feel a bit scratchy against the grain.

...*cough*
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2008, 06:55:15 am »
"Against the grain,
That's where I'll stay
Floating upstream
I maintain against the grain!"



I love me the hemp wearing hippie types...

and honestly body hair doesn't bother me that much...

but i think that it really doesn't matter... because if a person is incredible hot but annoying as hell then fuck them, looks are just looks but the mind is where its at...

Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2008, 07:15:37 am »
you got to find someone with a good mind, and hell if you're lucky they'll be good looking too. its hard to find those, though...
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2008, 09:01:53 am »
I've got something great going on in my head:

Beautifully minded people are beautiful on the outside.
Ugly minded people are ugly on the outside.

Take my ex-girlfriend, no, please, take her!
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2008, 09:34:17 am »
its true. this girl, shes physically beautiful, its true. but very ugly on the inside. since I saw that side of her, I can't see her as beautiful anymore...

i believe neo is right ^__^
parents in DC for the weekend!
and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2008, 11:55:33 am »
there are definitely swimmer boys i would do if they would just ... not talk. the attitude they affect to try to get girls is the main reason they only have guys to comfort them in their loneliness

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2008, 05:09:34 pm »
400 BABIES.


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and Kenyans!
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2008, 12:39:05 pm »
I was down at Kabuki Kabs on saturday night, and the owner, James, had a hooker in his office. An actual fucking hooker. They were in there for less than 15 minutes, then they go down the street to the club with his hand on her ass. I don't know which part of that grosses me out more.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2008, 11:44:54 pm »
"STAMOS! Damn him and his jet black hair and winning smile! Oh, I'm a failure! A FAILURE! I'm so disorganized! I never call anyone back! You should see my car, it's a mess! I'M A MESS! I go to the submarine sandwich resturant and I leave my submarine sandwich resturant value card at home! EVERY TIME!!!!! Oh, I want...a free sandwich!!!! STAMOS!!!!"


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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2008, 03:39:18 pm »
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
to you tonight.