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Offline noentusuke1

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what made you laugh today?
« on: July 18, 2008, 02:19:03 pm »
another what made you, but sometimes funny things arent always things that make you happy.

what made me laugh today?

how whenever leander tells me what he's doing, say eating a banana, I always go back "so, eating a banana, huh? hows that going for you" and i didnt even realize it. he pointed it out yesterday and we laughed for 9 minutes on the phone, and I laugh every time I think of it.

also, me and my co-worker beth's sarcasm due to the heat. we curse a lot more and are incredibly sarcastic, and the constant jokes about going in the cooler were great.

beth: cait, after you do that i need you to do the worst job ever. go get the tray of the key lime tarts and go in the cooler and take about 5 minutes to fill it up.
me: you'll have to drag me kicking and screaming, thats the worst job ever. *walks and gets the tray*
beth: i know, im ever so sorry.
me: you're horrible, you know? *opens door to cooler and turns around to face beth* if i dont come back out, tell my non-existent children I love them.

it was funny in the heat. then again ANYTHING was funny in the heat.

its so fucking hot.

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 05:26:11 pm »
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 05:42:39 pm »
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Quote from: subliminiminal on December 05, 2008, 10:58:38 pm
parents in DC for the weekend!
and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
LET'S MOTHERFUCKING RO-oh sweet its frankie valli

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 12:09:47 am »
I was at work thinking about that episode of Seinfeld where Puddy and Elaine are on a long flight and they break up and make up a bunch of times. Every time they break up Elaine starts hitting on the guy on her other side, whom she calls Vegetable Lasagna. And someone came through the checkout with lasagna and I cracked up in my head, and my face started twitching as I tried not to laugh. The customer just looked at me like I was having a seizure.

Now I crack up every time I think vegetable lasagna. Vegetable lasagna. Vegetable lasagna.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 10:41:00 pm »
Everything. 100+ degree weather will do that.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2008, 03:27:02 pm »
Quote from: cyanide on July 19, 2008, 10:41:00 pm
Everything. 100+ degree weather will do that.

it will, it wasnt 100+ here today, but it was 90+. i was cracking up for no apparent reason all day.
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Quote from: subliminiminal on December 05, 2008, 10:58:38 pm
parents in DC for the weekend!
and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
LET'S MOTHERFUCKING RO-oh sweet its frankie valli

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 04:10:10 pm »
Quote from: Kluny on July 19, 2008, 12:09:47 am
I was at work thinking about that episode of Seinfeld where Puddy and Elaine are on a long flight and they break up and make up a bunch of times. Every time they break up Elaine starts hitting on the guy on her other side, whom she calls Vegetable Lasagna. And someone came through the checkout with lasagna and I cracked up in my head, and my face started twitching as I tried not to laugh. The customer just looked at me like I was having a seizure.

Now I crack up every time I think vegetable lasagna. Vegetable lasagna. Vegetable lasagna.

i LOVE that episode.

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2008, 06:39:25 pm »
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 01:28:44 pm »
My little brother, he kept going "Are you crayzeee???!!!" with his hands held out like clenching his eyes ahh hes so cute
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 02:50:05 pm »
at the preschool where i work, one of the groups of kids had a breakdown and turned into a pack of wolves.  walking past their room i heard a bunch of them going "AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

the rest of the day they sounded disturbingly like Pink Floyd's, "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Groving With a Pict."
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 09:12:36 pm »
A customer berated me for forgetting to say thanks and have a nice day to him. Like, seriously. He asked for my name, wondered aloud why the managers hadn't taught me basic courtesy, and said, "your supervisor will be hearing from me."

I guarantee that I did not give him attitude of any kind. I just said, well, I guess I'm just a complete screwup, thanks for pointing that out. It would have  put me in a boiling rage, except I was feeling pretty zen today, so I just laughed at him.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 09:28:48 pm »
sublim/kluny

uterae possibly?

ahh... latin nerd says what?!

what?
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 11:36:00 pm »
Quote from: burning_sands on July 22, 2008, 09:28:48 pm
sublim/kluny

uterae possibly?

ahh... latin nerd says what?!

what?

lmao. That was sweet.
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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 05:09:45 am »
Quote from: Macca on July 21, 2008, 01:28:44 pm
My little brother, he kept going "Are you crayzeee???!!!" with his hands held out like clenching his eyes ahh hes so cute

my little sister does stuff like that when she isn't trying to murder me.
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Quote from: subliminiminal on December 05, 2008, 10:58:38 pm
parents in DC for the weekend!
and now, for a forty-eight hour music marathon. bwhahahaha
fear me, small yappy dog that lives next door. fear me.
LET'S MOTHERFUCKING RO-oh sweet its frankie valli

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Re: what made you laugh today?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 10:43:37 am »
Joking around with the people that made my delicious meatball sammich I had for lunch... I am being a good worker and only surfing the internet during my lunch break today!

"Can I have onions on that please?"
"Trying to make your breath smell good?"
"Well I'm at work so I don't have anyone to kiss anyways"
"Yeah the only thing you have to kiss is your bosses ass"
"And that smells real bad so it won't even matter anyways"

made me chuckle
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