1. I heard Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the internet once.
2. Jackie Chan is getting too old for his own stunts. And after all those years, he still speaks English like a toddler.
3. Mmm, tough one. Dylan, because he outlived Cash.
1. What the hell is our dog barking at now?!
2. Are we alone in the universe?
3. Given the boundless ignorance of the human race, is it okay to hope we're alone in the universe?