Magical Thread of Questions Three

[neoeno]

Answer the three questions posed by the user above, and pose three questions of your own. Something is a question if it has a questionMark on the end.

A. No.
B. No.
C. YES!

1. Are Oranges the Only Fruit?
2. What minute is your favourite minute?
3. omg waffles?

[Poison]

1. Yes.
2. Thursday.
3. Okay.

1. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
3. Constantinople?
2. Why did the pirate?

- Matt

[Bowers]

1. silver birch (they're shiny and cool)
2. Romans suck
3. Ninja owns pirate


1. would you give up sex for Bourbons?
2. how big is too big?
3. Is this a question?

[Kluny]

1. Nevah.
2. When you have to pay for them.
3. You suck.

1. Who owns the moon?
2. What does green smell like?
3. Your brother?

[AEtherLightning]

1. Kraft Foods Inc.
2. Nothing, I'm allergic to all things green and therefore cannot smell them because my nose gets stuffy
3. I know, I think he's a loser too.

1. Which is faster, to Seattle or by bus?
2. I'm Ron Burgundy?
3. If you could control how you die, how would you go?

[TheMilkman]

1. By bus
2. No you're not
3. 300 spartans

1. How much would can a woodchuck chuck? (if the variables are all stable)
2. Ironypills is hot?
3. Do you use the term emo as a derogatory term?

[neoeno]

1. None.
2. Most Definitely.
3. No! I use it as a comedic stereotypical term though.

1. What would you trade for not-having-mono?
2. When you see a red door, do you want to paint it black?
3. Bottled water, yay or nay?

[TheMilkman]

1. NOTHING
2. No. I think red doors are cool, they're just so out of place.
3. super-nay

1. Have you ever reposted one of those terrible forwards on myspace?
2. Are you in High School?
3. How many times would you estimate that you masturbate in a week?

[Poison]

1. No.
2. No.
3. 0

1. Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
2. You can kill the protester but can you kill the protest?
3. Will you be my Yoko Ono?

- Matt

[cyanide]

1. No
2. Yes.
3. No.

1. Why do leaves commit suicide?
2. Who likes Yoko Ono anyway?
3. Is this thread a blatant thievery of Pablo Neruda's "Book of Questions"?

[galantee]

1. Tradition.
2. John Lennon's ghost.
3. Mayhaps.

1. What was first: chicken or egg?
2. What are you doing tonight?
3. Who Could Win A Rabbit?

[neoeno]

1. The egg. Yes, it was the egg, damnit!
2. Nothing of note.
3. A slave-driver rabbit

1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate mosquitoes?
2. Does the beat stop before the break of dawn?
3. How many coat hangers do you own?

[Oh, btw, this thread was actually stolen from a last.fm group discussion thread, not a BOOK]

[TheMilkman]

3. How many times would you estimate that you masturbate in a week?

3. 0

You are a LIAR

[cyanide]

1. Twenty-three.
2. The beat NEVER stops.
3. More than you.

1. What's so special about Soviet Russia?
2. Why is rhythm full of suck?
3. Sex without love or sex with love and STDs?

[Kluny]

1. They have vodka.
2. Because you're white.
3. Sex. Period.

1. Have you ever seen the rain?
2. Why 42?
3. Scrambled, fried, or something else?