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Indyfluency "mascot" book
« on: August 07, 2007, 10:27:12 pm »
I recently finished reading Catch-22 (what else was I doing away from IF?) and I realized that it pretty damn well reflected IF. Or maybe I  was just stoned. Think about it- insanity, faked insanity, debauchery ( a la milkman), people with bizzare names, pretty much everything except diabolic and loathing superiors (although from what I've read about this new bob person on the forum, he might cover just fine.

But then, I realized that this forum holds one hell of a lot of different viewpoints (no, u2 will never be mascot band or mascot... anything for that matter. sorry kluny), so I"m asking all y'all.

(I call dibs on Major Major Major Major)
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 10:42:02 pm »
Don't take this the wrong way, but your my hoe. Nothing personal. Just the way things work.
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, or desire.-Aristotle

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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 10:45:12 pm »
I second that nomination...
Ironypills - Yay! I'm coming!
Cyanide - I did NOT just have that orgasm!
Bowers - I really wanna come

I feel like I haven't been living my life.
I just want to do at least one illegal thing
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 10:47:11 pm »
that does it, bob, you're now general Scheisskopf.

now that leaves milkman as either Hungry Joe or Nately. (which would make ironypills Nately's girl and Sold the soldier in white. Drama ensues!)
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 10:49:34 pm »
Aw man, I was gonna be Nately's whore...

I have to listen to inthecafeteria all day long. NOOOOOOOO...
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 10:53:15 pm »
strike that, irony should be luciana. duckett. sold, feel free to be nately's whore.
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 10:56:21 pm »
hmm. neoneo? possibly general dreedle. everyone keeps trying to usurp him. (quite sucessfully I might add)

Aw man, I was gonna be Nately's whore...

I have to listen to inthecafeteria all day long. NOOOOOOOO...

i see what you did there
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 10:57:58 pm »
I command you all to make your Icons say bob.
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 11:01:47 pm »
I vote:

strike that, irony should be luciana. duckett. Luciana. sold, feel free to be nately's whore.

aetherlightning's sister - Nately's whore's sister.

Yanlard - Captain Flume.

4chan - Germans.

inthecafeteria is obviously the man from Texas. Sorry.

Dan - Orr.

themilkman - Kid Sampson.

nikeshlong - McWatt.

markmarkmark - Aarfy

Also, I guess I am sort of required to be the soldier in white. But I could also go for Nately's whore, or Major ------- du Coverly.

yee! It's me favourite book. Probably.
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 06:19:49 am »
*sneaks off to the bookstore to get a copy of Catch-22 so I don't feel so out of the loop*
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 09:57:32 am »
Yes! Do it! Our peer pressure commands you!
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 02:15:24 pm »
strike that, irony should be luciana. duckett.

...but I wanted to be a duck. :(

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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 03:38:44 pm »
You can be Dunbar.
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 09:02:46 pm »
whosawhatsa?

I should probably join Cyanide in that run to the bookstore...
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Re: Indyfluency "mascot" book
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 09:53:03 pm »
You could be General Dreedle's female assistant. If you wanted to.
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