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Offline aslidsiksoraksi

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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2007, 01:25:23 am »
I'm a happy man living a happy life. My wife is happy too.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2007, 12:46:59 pm »
"May your life be prosperous, like rabbits."

"Thanks."
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2007, 02:15:47 pm »
I'm a happy man living a sad life. My dead wife is happy too.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2007, 12:44:36 am »
My son doesn't give a damn about me. His father, who could never find the way home.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2007, 12:46:55 pm »
It was a dark and stormy night. And they lived happily ever after.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2007, 02:26:17 pm »
I once ate a sandwich. I didn't like it that much.


THIS STORY IS SYMBOLIC TO THE WORLD TODAY, you just don't get it because you aren't smart enough.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2007, 11:26:34 pm »
He stamped at the freshly overturned dirt with his foot.  Someone had known too much.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2007, 02:17:54 pm »
"Seriously, man, I think I have ESP".

"Shut the fuck up".
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2007, 09:11:33 pm »
"OhgodOHGOD oh my GAWD yes yes YEEEESSSSS!!!!"

"I haven't even, um...started yet..."
« Last Edit: April 02, 2007, 09:13:11 pm by Kluny »
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2007, 05:44:33 am »
Quote from: TheMilkman on April 02, 2007, 02:17:54 pm
"Seriously, man, I think I have ESP".

"Shut the fuck up".

Genius.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2007, 04:06:43 pm »
When I told you I missed you, all you could say was "I know." You broke my heart and left me standing in the rain.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2007, 06:31:29 pm »
It's two in the morning. I'm about to vomit.
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2007, 01:50:49 am »
In the shimmering dark, small cats would come and bite off my toes. I told them, "Please leave the big toes for last, I use those for walking." They obliged.

three sentences, but the last one could be cut, I just didn't want to because my rebelliousness overcame wahtaever was lefft of my desire stofolowls the ruless
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2007, 01:58:04 pm »
These are all amazing

Chaos breaks out in a neon-lit cyber bar. We were just leaving.

.......................................................................

Rippling beats pulsate across the membrane. A life begins.

.......................................................................

The heron swoops down on heavy wings, its eyes bright with inner light. A good omen for us all.

these are just a few rubbish ones thought up on the spot, everyone elses are much better  ;D
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Re: Two Sentence Stories
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2007, 10:11:36 am »
We are but mere guests on this planet Earth. What a pitty no one will ever realise.
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