Two Sentence Stories

[ironypills]

sorry was our song, when you forgot it, then I knew.

OH GOSH IT'S ONLY ONE SENTENCE.

[silentletters]

She left us for a group of people who makeout at random for entirely different reasons. Her new friends call it "art" where we just call it "slutty".

[neoeno]

"Nice site!", "Great layout!", they anonymously taunted. He woke up in a cold sweat, they were haunting his dreams.

[snaptogether]

"Who is following you?"  "Morrisy, the more I hurt him the closer to me he gets."

I cant take credit for this one, it came from some comic I read years ago and I always thought it was funny.

[sold]

"Then she put down the gun. I mean she dropped it HA HA H- oop..."

[TheMilkman]

Joshua found it in the closet. But, he swears it wasn't because of Doom 2.

[MiladyAlise]

I saw an elder woman on the bus today, tattoos on each cheek and falling down her neck, and I knew.  One day, she was beautiful.

Beginning of a story I wrote.

[TheMilkman]

I tried and tried, but it never worked. Until I discovered cannibalism.

[MiladyAlise]

I just have to give a giggle to the above one... Wow..I have a few stories about canibalism..

[Kluny]

GM bought the patent for his rocketship, but locked it in the vault with the hydrogen cells. "Fuck off earth", he said, "I'm leaving."

[sold]

First I was confused, then I thought I wasn't. But I was really just confused the whole time.

[TheMilkman]

I took the pills in hopes of everything finally disappearing. But, I actually just had to walk around at work with a massive erection.

[Scruff]

Here's mine, from a story I wrote ages ago.

A twist, a turn and a jump, that’s a damned good Friday night for me, just maybe not in that order.  You’ve got to jump around and move first, shake yourself at the nearest cute guy and hope for the best; hope he’s a bit like you. 

[Kluny]

Hello commas.

[TheMilkman]

Hello commas.

Commas are fags, commas have sex with dudes.

But periods . . . oh I cannot begin to explain their immense masculinity.