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REMOVE GRACEFIELD FROM THAT LIST OR I WILL ISSUE SOME ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN.
I think I'd have to take hormones to make sure I produced a lot. 9 months is a long time to wait for just one baby. Who will be impregnating me?
Yay for the bottom half!
We're writers, we don't kill ourselves, we WRITE about killing ourselves and then look wistfully into the distance...
Howsabout oldest [like, been here the longest]?