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REMOVE GRACEFIELD FROM THAT LIST OR I WILL ISSUE SOME ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN.
I think I'd have to take hormones to make sure I produced a lot. 9 months is a long time to wait for just one baby. Who will be impregnating me?
i am going to vomit under that couch
We're writers, we don't kill ourselves, we WRITE about killing ourselves and then look wistfully into the distance...
A couple odd search terms I noticed:"Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem (congrats on being third result for that, Kluny.)