I started writing a second BS, but I stopped when I realized it wasnt funny- just awful. Sample: "Brother Scorn convinced young kamikaze pilots that it would be a good idea to sign up for Pearl harbor. Today he does the same thing with Islamic terrorists. he was on the plane that hit the WTC, and jumped out in a parachute at the last second."
Inthecafeteria is right. It's hard to write this evil motherfucker without being evil yourself.